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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 05:33
Next, they tried...
No go.
Freaks and Cheeks
Why does it matter so much to atheists that God doesn't exist?
Nuts and Butts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Minds and Behinds
How much higher are McDonald's prices going to go?
Still no good.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Everyone loved it.
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good
Unacceptable again!
So they tried
Qui eaque occaecati facere et.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So, the docs changed it to read
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No, not a chance
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Thumbs down again.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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They put up a sign reading
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Then came..
How has your life changed since starting college?
Just Forget it!
Loons and Moons
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
What do people aim for when they meditate, and how do they do it properly?
No way
share office space ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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